Wagh-Bakri-Chaha

I have always wondered what an Indian equivalent to Rock-Papers-Scissors would be. Long long ago in school we had come up with one.
This post is just so that I never forget.

So here's how it works:
The game is Wagh-Bakri-Chaha

Wagh beats Bakri
Eats, to be precise

Bakri beats Chaha
Drinks it up ofcourse

Chaha beats Wagh
Ever had scalding hot tea spilt on you.

A note to disbelievers:
In a universe where paper beats rock, anything is possible!